Welcome to Hell!!!

nothing is sacred

Hiii my name is Jordan and I am an 18 y/o mixed (half-Filipino) aspiring artist who likes to draw little guys, girlbosses, God’s Mistake, and other things. Im non-binary (they/them) asexual lesbian. We all have a skeleton inside us and sometimes they want out

Some of my interests include:

  • Spooky stuff

  • Kitties!!!!!!

  • Centipedes

  • Bugs and parasites in general tbh I simply think they are swell

  • Art

  • Character design

  • Minecraft (mostly for my mob gijinkas)

  • FNaF….Ednnarde……

  • SCP Foundation :>>>

  • Mandela Catalogue :D

  • Analog Horror in general!!!

  • Assassination Classroom but only for Nagisa and Karma (I highly resent how the women characters are written!!!!!!!!!!)

  • BFDI/BFB (Leafy my beloved)

If you wanna dm me, I'm (almost) always open to talk! Here's some info that may be useful:

  • If I don't respond right away, don't worry, I'm not ignoring you! I either don't get the notification, am too busy atm, or am not currently in the right mental space to communicate. Plz be patient with me

  • I'm totally fine with infodumping! Don't worry about overwhelming me with too much information, I love learning about different things <3

  • I can be a little dense sometimes when it comes to jokes so I'd advise clarifying it’s a joke if you feel like your message could be misinterpreted

  • Please don’t dm me just saying “hi” or something I will not know what to say and literally piss my pants and die

DO NOT INTERACT IF:

  • You fit into general DNI criteria (homophobic, racist, exclusionist, proship etc etc u know the drill)

  • U are white and consume guro content >:(((

  • Ur a mcyt fan I’m sorry u all are so scary u scare me so much

  • U support Marylin Manson and Ethan Kath (gross and also yucky)

  • U are an NSFW account

Do Not Follow If:

  • You’re under the age of 14 (just not comfortable with younger people following me is all)

  • You’re HORNY for ANIMATRONICS!!!!! (I dislike horny people especially horny fnaf fans!!!!!) (I am partially joking) (but seriously some of y’all are freaks and weirdos)

  • If you’re HORNY in GENERAL!!! (this account is NOT a safe space for horny people!!!!!!!!!!! U will be DISCOMBOBULATED on SIGHT!!!!)

Things I Will NOT Include Trigger/Content Warnings For:

  • Mild gore/blood

  • Food imagery

  • Bright colors

  • Characters

  • Character Ships

  • Insects/bugs

  • Healed SH scars

Things I WILL Include Trigger/Content Warnings For:

  • Severe Gore

  • Mentions/depictions of SH or fresh scars

  • Mentions/depictions of ED

  • Anything that could potentially trigger an epileptic seizure, such as flashing imagery

  • Mentions of suicide/attempts

  • Basically anything pertaining to “common” triggers

  • Major spoilers